We bought him a toy tank for his birthday. He likes sleeping in it.
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You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.”
You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function, without you.
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the year is 1434
henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out
two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks”
“oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”
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- My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
"C’MON DICK, IT’S TIME TO SHINE!"
— Dylan, on guys having sex.
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#thank god you eventually brought sexy back because it was clearly gone here
legit have that saved as ‘justin timberlakes hair’
literally every frame in this gif set is funny oMFG
(Source: eroti-ca, via all-yours-somehow)
